How To Boycott Israel

If you really want to stop Israel, please follow these simple instructions:

In your office or home, do not use any computers, as Israel developed the Intel Pentium chip, Windows MP, XP and Vista as well as Microsoft Office and AOL IM instant messaging. Also, stop using VOICE MAIL immediately !!!

Then, remove your firewalls - as these were developed in Israel too.

In your home and car, do not use cellphones - that were developed in Israel by Motorola, as were camera phones. Quickly destroy your TV remote control, as this also was developed in Israel.  In addition, ignore the Microphone, the Gramophone, Laser, and the Videotape Recorder.

Also, be sure to ignore all traffic lights !!!

And for goodness sake, disconnect anything that relies upon Optical Fiber Cable.

Now for your health: Do not under any circumstances let your gastroenterologist use the camera pill you swallow that photographs your esophagus, colon, etc. Just let him ram his scope up your backside. That will show those Zionists who's in charge.

Don't use Copaxane for MS.

If you have a heart attack, do not let the surgeon put in a stint, which was developed in Israel, or use a defibrillator on you.

Also decline the new Israeli medication for Parkinson's or Ex Ablate 2000 - if you have fibroid tumors.

Last but not least, don't even think about using the sun as an alternative source of energy, as Israel was the first to create a large-scale solar-powered, fully functional electricity plant.


We'll show 'em